This hoodie/sweatshirt/pullover isn't just a piece of clothing/apparel/gear; it's a statement/declaration/manifesto. It says, "Don't talk/mess/bother with me before my coffee/caffeine/energy drink" and "I run/live/thrive on {sarcasm/dry humor/wit." You can wear this baby/gem/treasure to your office/class/weekly coffee run, but be warned: it may attract/repulse/confuse people. Who needs sleep anyway, right?

Caffeine, Because Adulting Is Hard AF Hoodie

You know that feeling? The read more one where you're drowning in tasks and your brain is running on fumes. Yeah, adulting is tough. But hey, at least we can laugh about it, right? That's why this Java, Because Adulting Is Hard AF Hoodie is the perfect way to express your feelings. It's comfy, it's funny, and it's basically a wearable therapy session. Plus, who doesn't love a good cup of coffee anyway?

• Rock this hoodie to your next social event
• It makes a great surprise for the adult in your life who's struggling
• Pair it with your favorite leggings for ultimate comfort

This Hoodie's My Blood Type

I don't crave caffeine like a ordinary person. I function on pure coffee. My veins are pumping with dark roast. Seriously, if you ever see me rocking this hoodie, it's a clear sign that I'm fully fueled.

• Grab yours before they vanish into the ether!

Donut Kill My Vibe (Unless It's With A Shot) Hoodie

This hoodie is for the real vibe chillers. You know, the kind who love a good atmosphere and aren't afraid to rock their style. It's got that classic look with a touch of wit, making it perfect for hanging out. Plus, let's be real, coffee is the only thing that can kill your vibe. And this hoodie knows that.

• Features: Super-soft material
• Colors: Navy, and maybe a couple funky ones too
• Sits: True to size, so you can feel confident in your decision

Score yours now before the vibes run out!

Warning: Could Spontaneously Blab About A Coffee Hoodie

This individual is a serious fan of their coffee-themed hoodie. Like, really serious. They've been known to randomly burst into conversations about it at the weirdest unpredictable times. Don't be surprised if they begin a detailed explanation about its fabric, style, or even the optimal coffee pairing. It might take an eternity to steer them back to other topics, so be prepared for a caffeine-fueled experience.

Top I Run on Coffee and Chaos {

This isn't just a clothing item, it's a statement. A declaration to the world that you thrive in the organized chaos. You're fueled by caffeine and driven by deadlines, all while rocking this super comfy fashion choice. Whether you're conquering your schedule, or just relaxing after a long session, this hoodie is the perfect way to show off your style.

• Bonus points if you pair it with some coffee stains for that authentic look.
• Embrace this vibe and let everyone know: You run on pure willpower.